Century Entertainment presents
Luke Heggie: I Won’t Say It Again
Basement Comedy Club, Morris House (Melbourne, VIC)
Saturday, 15 August 2026 6:15 pm
This show is a compilation of bits, lovingly curated from the last five years. If you don't like that, you can rack off.
The exact same people who pay three figures to watch legacy bands playing songs from back when they were happy, will never forgive hearing the same set of words from a comedian. If that's you, you can rack off.
There will be one new joke in this show. The rest is old. Most comics have this protocol anyway, while making up a new title. They can rack off too.
I could still probably bash all your dads.
Doors 5.45pm, Show 6.15pm
Duration 60min
Recommended for ages 15+
Under 18s must be accompanied by a parent/guardian
Contains occasional coarse language and adult themes
The exact same people who pay three figures to watch legacy bands playing songs from back when they were happy, will never forgive hearing the same set of words from a comedian. If that's you, you can rack off.
There will be one new joke in this show. The rest is old. Most comics have this protocol anyway, while making up a new title. They can rack off too.
I could still probably bash all your dads.
Doors 5.45pm, Show 6.15pm
Duration 60min
Recommended for ages 15+
Under 18s must be accompanied by a parent/guardian
Contains occasional coarse language and adult themes